"Mizzmetro Got These Here Streetz LOCKED DOWN!!!!!!!"
A rap by: Ellen Metro, Age 29

(Cool rap monologue):
Yo, homie!!! I hear the kidz on tha streetz be talkin' all sortz of KA-RAY-ZEE shiz!!!
They be all like, "I be the greatest MC! an' shiz!!!"
Well lemme tell ya what's up!!!!

My name is Ellen Metro
They call me the Mizz
I live in Philly
I like steaks wit cheese whiz!!

Actually, the kind wit chicken
The chicken in a bun!!!
When my tummy is rumblin'
I'm all like "GIMME SOME"!!!

I live in South Philly
On a Street called "Reed"!!
I'm gonna spit some rhymes
Until my ears bleed!

That is a sign
Of a concussion!!
I need more bass
Gimme that sweet percussion!!!

I love throwin' gang signs
I love ta get loose!!!!
My beatz are large
Like a Canadian moose!!!

I want to own a million
Fluffy kitty-cats!!!
I drum on my desk
It goes "RAT-A-TAT-TAT!!!"

RAT-TA-TAT-TAT-TA-TA-TAT-TA-TAT Y'ALL!!!
My rhymes hitcha in the melon
Like a big snowball!!!!

A snowball
Filled with ROCKS!!!
So hitch up ya pants
And pull up ya socks...

...'Cause now you're runnin' with the hardest team!!!
My name is Mizz and I'll cause a scene!!!
I'll punch the air
I'll shoot guns into the sky
While all the little children are like
"Why, Jeezus, WHY?!"
"Why, oh, why did ya have to make her so HARD?!"
"Her beatz are heavy like I just ate some lard!!"

That's right, ya'll!
Speak it, kidz!!!
I'm quick like a ninja
I am THE MIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


-FIN-