Myspace in Yo' FACE!!!!!!

(Cool rap dialogue:)
Uninformed SUCKA: "Yo, man! Whatchoo be doin' this weekend?!"

Mizzmetro: "I be goin' to that bumpin' party in South Philly, dawg!"

Uninformed SUCKA: "What bumpin' party, dawg?!"

Mizzmetro: "Yo, sucka!!! Didn't you read the Myspace bulletin about it?!"

Uninformed SUCKA: "I don't gots a Myspace, dawg!!!"

Mizzmetro: "YOU DON'T GOTS A MYSPACE?! Boy, you be TRIPPIN'!!!" (*pushes the sucka in the face*)





Yo, sweet thang! How you doin'!?
You are the one that I'm really pursuin'!
All up on the Internetz!
Chillin' at home with all my pets!

Lookin' at yo' Myspace profile!
Your 'About Me' section makes me go wild!
Do you really look like that in real life?
Or do you look like Godzilla's wife?!!

You 'Interests' section got me BUGGIN'!!
Because I also like movies and I also love huggin'!
Your profile background is so cool!
I'm gonna read yo' blogs right after school!

Well I read your blogs and I left some comments!
The crap you write is some real nonsense!
But I'm still gonna add you as my friend!
So a 'Friend Request' is what I'll send!

OH NO! I got DENIED!!!
Is it because I like the Electric Slide?!
Damn, homie, you be so wild!
I'm gon' take the Electric Slide off my profile!!

Now I'm gonna send another friend request!
'Cause your Myspace profile got me all obsessed!
And it also says that you're friends with Tom!
Wait... everybody's Myspace friends with Tom...

OH SNAP! You added me!
A beautiful Internetz relationship this will be!!
We'll post each other profile comments! We'll laugh and boast!
And you'll fill out my surveys as bulletin posts!


(And now for some redonkulous scratching...)
It's Myspace!!!
My-My MYSPACE!!!
It's Myspace!
My-My MYSPACE!!!!




WOOOOOORRRD!!!!!