Snack Rap: Funky Nacho

yo rhymes be whack
ya'll think ya can snack
but i'ma pop dat back like a heart attack

cause ain't no mouf big as mine
and i just ain't got da time
ta pick it up an ta stick it in an make dem teef grind

so i'ma swallow it whole
a fucking cinnamon roll
ya'll pick up a chip and ah pick up da bowl

i'll eat mah way through you slackers
you fucking think ya'll are snackers
but you ain't nuffin but a bunch of crackity crackers